Zeus

Zeus (Also Jupiter, Love) ZEUS THE GOD OF MANGINAS! Referring to that he has no huevos. Zeus had sex with Alexa Sperling when he won the war he had waged against the bruins and the Titans, so he celebrated by having sex. He surpasses all others in many ways. Some people say that he caused war world 1 but he didn't. His weapon is the thunderbolt, which he got from the titans, and he has an eagle which brings back the thunderbolts he threw. Him and Alexa Sperling had sex everyday for about 6 years until Alexa decided to leave him and go have sex with Oscar Ampudia. =Before He Was Born=

Gaia and Uranus already told Cronos that he would be dethroned by his own sun. Because of this, he swallowed all his children at birth, Poseidon, Hades, Hestia, Demeter & Hera. This appalled Rhea, who was already pregnant with Zeus, and she went to Crete to give birth in Mount Dicte to prevent Zeus from being eaten by Cronos. To prevent Cronos from finding Zeus and eating him, Rhea wrapped a stone in clothes and gave it to Cronos to ingest, as if it were really Zeus.

When Zeus was grown up, he asked Metis to help him against his father. She gave Cronos a drug that forced him to disgorge the children he had swallowed, and with the aid of his brothers and sisters, he waged war against Cronos and the titans. Zeus won, and became the ruler of Heaven.

Zeus had 3 emblems: the lightning bolt, the woodpecker, and the eagle. He chose the lightning bolt because of it was his main weapon. He chose the woodpecker and the eagle because of their strength and power, respectively.



Zeus had dominion over the sky when he won the war he had waged against Cronos and the Titans. He surpasses all others in many ways: spirit, wisdom, and justice. Some people say that he caused the Trojan war so that the death might empty the world. His weapon is the thunderbolt, which he got from the cyclops, and he has an eagle which brings back the thunderbolts he threw.

When Zeus was grown up, he asked Metis to help him against his father. She gave Cronos a drug that forced him to disgorge the children he had swallowed, and with the aid of his brothers and sisters, he waged war against Cronos and the titans. Zeus won, and became the ruler of Heaven.

Zeus had to defend his kingdom. The assaults were form the offspring of Gaia: The Gigantes, Typhon, and the twin brothers who were called Aloadae. Zeus banished them to Tartarus.

Metis was the first love of Zeus. From their union, Athena was conceived. Gaia warned Zeus that they would conceive a son that would overthrow him. On hearing this, Zeus swallowed Metis. Hera was outraged of her husband's affair, and also his ability to give birth without female participation. To spite him, she gave birth to Hephaestus, and he was the one that split open Zeus' head, and Athena fully emerged.

Zeus had MANY offspring. His wife Hera bore him Ares, Hephaestus, Hebe and Eileithyia, but Zeus had many liasons with goddesses and mortals. He either raped them, or used devious means to seduce them. His union with Leto brought Apollo and Artemis, the twins.

Besides deities, he also became the father of many mortals. He became the father of Helen of Troy, Perseus, and Heracles. He also became the father of many more mortals. Of course, he bore many many more offspring, but there are too many to mention.

Zeus had many temples and festivals to honor his name, and the most famous sanctuary is Olympia. The magnificent 'Temple of Zeus' also held a gold and ivory statue of Zeus enthroned. It was one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World. The Olympic Games were held in his honor.

In art, Zeus is usually portrayed as a middle-aged man with a youthful figure. He also had a beard. He would look regal and imposing. He is also usually seen throwing a bolt of lightning.

=Zeus trivia=

Zeus is known to be the god of weather for the greeks.

Hephaestus, his son, was so ugly and deformed that Hera threw him down Mt. Olympus. Zeus was so mad that he trapped Aphrodite, one of the most beautiful goddesses, was forced to be wed to Hephaestus.

Words derived from Zeus Jovial- it generally means jolly and good humored Jovian- it is used to regard to Jupiter, which was the latin name of Zeus (i.e. Jovian moons). =Sources=

http://www.funtrivia.com/en/Humanities/Zeus-4538.html http://www.pantheon.org/articles/z/zeus.html http://www.theoi.com/Olympios/ZeusFamily.html http://theheights.us/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/olympic-challenge.gif http://frecuenciax.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/zeus-greek-mythology-687267_1024_768.jpg =http://thanasis.com/prom01r.jpg=

Jovial- referring to good humor http://rhadamanthus.vox.com/library/post/words-derived-from-mythology.html